The Infinite Time Capsule

January 5, 1956  |  Project Announcement  |  Comments Off on The Infinite Time Capsule

It’s official: TSFFEEATCOPO is proud to announce the launch of the Infinite Time Capsule project. After years of pooling the collective talents and resources of our dedicated staff members, enough capital was raised to purchase the equipment necessary to gather thousands of unique, personalized messages, convert them to a proprietary, non-degradable format, and launch them into space for one thousand years.

To learn more about this exciting project, and for the chance to take part in this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity, please visit:

The Infinite Time Capsule is the first of many exciting initiatives here at TSFFEEATCOPO. We’re always looking for people that are dedicated to making the world more awesome. If you haven’t taken the time to fill out our Internship Application, what are you waiting for? We want to send you free stuff. That’s right, free. No strings. Yes, seriously. And it’s a very pretty package, if I do say so myself. And I do. Say so myself, I mean. I have examined the contents with all three monocles I own, and the results are conclusive: it’s extraordinary. Did I mention free?  Get on it.

Baron von Wolfgang